From now on we're together no matter what

drblaine:

alilactree asked you: Future fic, Blaine moves to NY and getting used to living together is more difficult than they anticipated.

kurtcountertenor asked you: Blaine color-codes his closet, Kurt makes fun of him because he prefers a different method of organization.

AKA, the five times Blaine was unsure about his decision to move into Kurt, and the one time he knew he would never regret it.

Five.

Blaine has wanted to ask Kurt a question ever since they moved in together, but he hasn’t known how.

“You lived with Rachel in a wallless apartment for a year, right?” he asks, staring into his bowl of soggy cereal. Don’t lose your nerve, Blaine. Just ask. “You know, like, without any walls?” 

Kurt looks up from his phone and tilts his head to the side. “Yes. Your point?”

Blaine still doesn’t know how to ask it, really, so he does what he does best in these situations. He blurts it out. “How did you ever find the privacy to masturbate?” 

He doesn’t get it. Kurt is always there. Their schedules line up perfectly. Even though they have walls in their apartment, Blaine still can’t seem to find a private moment for… relief. And it’s not like they’re not having enough sex. Not at all. It’s just, sometimes a guy needs to jerk off. Like when he needs a study break or he can’t sleep. 

“Oh, I just did it in the shower,” Kurt answers casually. He takes another sip of his coffee and continues checking emails on his phone, like Blaine had just asked about the weather. “Not down the drain, though. It’s bad for the pipes.”

It figures Kurt would say that.

Unfortunately, Blaine is the kind of guy who likes having the entire bed to stretch out. Sometimes his feet get cold, and he needs a blanket. He has standards. He doesn’t just whack off in the shower. 

“What about now?” 

Kurt smiles. “When you’re in your eight am history class.”

Blaine glares at his soggy cereal. He hates his life a little. 

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